Yippee! Lucky win

I was gonna be satisfied with a draw but a win is so much better. Came as a surprise but hey, I ain't complaining. To beat Arsenal is fantastic. Ok, the whole 'standby' week has been nice and dandy. No disturbances from the people who are so good at wasting time. Presentation due today. Wonder what I'll talk about later. Is everyone else prepared?

Quote of the day : God made drunks so ugly people could get laid.

SpooksVille

Oh boy, went to watch Shutter. Nice girl in the show but she wasn't the victim. Instead, almost everyone else around her was killing themselves. Or so it seems. Anyways, if you haven't watched it yet, I supposed its worth a watch. Guys, the girl is decent looking. Girls, I don't know why you would wanna watch this movie. Driving home after the movie was a totally new experience for me. Next time you have a neckache, dummmmmmmmm di dum dum!! You'll never know what kinda burdens you will have to shoulder in this lifetime.

On a nicer and more earthly topic, fruits are in season everywhere today. Such a pleasant sight to see fruits wherever I went today. Also, I've only got 3 days of uncertainty left to put up with. It will be a crime to call me up on a Sunday!

Quote of the day : when you don't even want to pay $0.00 for something you must be REALLY cheap

Nice quiet week so far

No problems so far. All nice and good. Tomorrow is a day for concern. Getiing called up by the army would be a total spoiler. A bloody waste of time and also a waste of effort. To see the blinking green man on TV would be a great injustice to me and everyone else.

Quote of the day : I want to thank you for a lovely evening but don't spoil the memory of it by calling me again.

Pets in da petshop

Yahoo, my dog is switching to adult food. Yahoo, he'll only be fed once a day. Yahoo, he'll shit less. Yahoo, Sundays are good days to visit the pet shop. Saw a brown Labrador Retriever, funny lookin but hella cute lil fellar. He ain't the only cute thing though. Anyways, this dumbass Korean game is really shitty. Not only does it force me into a local server, it hasn't even sent me an emil for me to verify my account. Yet it threatens to delete my account if I don't verify my account in 7 days. 5 days left and counting.

Quote of the day : A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it but cant really change it, and if anyone else nicks it then they're dead.

Damm you Korean game makers

If you think koreans just suck coz they flood servers outside their own country then you'd hate to be playing a Korean made game. Stupid people just change the system at will and POOF! there goes my gaming account. All effort put into build a nice strong character gone. They don't even give anough warning as to how we can save out previous accounts after the new system is implemented. They just pulled an indian on me. Bloody Koreans. If they didn't have such pretty girls, I'd condemn them to hell.

Oh yea, please don't be a bitch and impersonate me. There's only 1 Doug and you ain't him bitch.

Quote of the day : a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just lies there like her mother'

Oh boy, there goes Pool again

Lost again, bollocks. Good new is Josemi got injured. Yippee! Might not let in 50/50 goals anymore. Bad news is Garcia got injured. No more gayish looking guy on the pitch.

Gonna be a quiet week. I hope very much for one anyway. Don't wanna get 'mobbed'. Brudda how's you laptop. I swear its that other group of byotches that spoilt it.

Quote of the day : Never ever lend your stuff to a bunch of yahoos.

No jobs but money spent

One funny ass lady

So much for paint jobs. I already got the watch I liked. No more pics on the blog too, so I posted my desktop background. Project tomorrow, hope it goes well. 'Babe' ain't exactly too pleasant nowadays. Dunno what I'm gonna present to the class tomorrow but I think of it then. More speculation about her Gucci bags and where they come from but I won't post any.

Almost dropped an iPod today. Scared the shit outta a few people. Totally enjoyed it. I'm gonna try add a new link too, hope I remember how to and please go build some traffic.

Quote of the day : A turtles weakness is that it can't roll over when it is on its back. Now i have a plan. If i duck tape 2 turtles together they would be unstoppable!!!

Not so Incredible

The Incredibles were not great and Liverpool was worse. What can I say........

On the other hand, I visited Sugi's shop, pretty nice place. Spotted a watch for myself as well. Nice look to it and all aside, it costs a three hundred quid. Anyways, I rather stick to painting houses if there are any to be painted. Delievery isn't my kinda thing but of course I'm more then willing to help out. If there are any paint jobs available, do let me know, I'm working up my own watch fund. I'll be getting that watch soon I hope.

Quote of the day : I think the people above me are having sex, either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

Eat yer fruits and veggies kids!

Hrmm, a smokey class room, smoked out teacher, no smoking hot babes and a brudda that smoked. What are our chances of getting lung cancer? We are all passive smokers of todays society whether you like it or not. Same as some those of us who'll never get to make out with our dream women.

If 2 people wear the same outfit, you'd definately get a comparison made. So if you don't want comments, get yer own freaking clothes. Oh yea, if you are a girly, make sure yer shopping bags are filled with the right fruits. No point carrying a tiny ziplock bag containing limes. Grapefruits are always ideal!

Coincidentally, both the hot topic girls did not appear in class today. Could be a case of i dunno what. Strange isn't it. One possible theory is that one of em got scolded so badly the day before, cried her eyes out and didn't wanna show off her red eye look in class. Maybe, maybe not. I'm not gonna speculate furthur.

Quote of the day : When you talk to your kids about drugs, you may think nothing is getting through to them. You're probably right but keep at it anyway. Nag incessantly if you have to. Your parents did it to you and now's your chance to do it to your kids to continue this disturbing family tradition.

I wonder.......

Is Mister Pan having a love-hate relationship? What do you guys think? Got scolded but still drove her home. Took the longer route too. Are they growing closer or furthur apart? I know what Porny will say. Oh please, she's not Fiona Xie. Well, you'll never get Fiona Xie. NEVER!!!!!! But if you do, I'd like to meet her some day. Lol. Eug presenting tomorrow in class and we all know whats gonna happen. Uh huh........Rightttt.

Quote of the day : Stoner chicks suck, they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts

Des and Pan got scolded!

Their misfortune is my gain because now I got 1 more line of chinese to play around with! So much for talking but the fake baywatch on TV. This girl is this and that girl is that. This girl is with this guy and that girl is with another guy. I cheated today. Yes i did. I managed to answer my part of the project. Now all I gotta do is format it a little. Mostly done except for Eug's bit lol. Brudda brudda. Come my place sometime to do it man. Wooooo, chinese power....i'll try type my new catch phrase out. This will go along with Wei! Ni bu yao xiao kan nu hai zi hor! and Wo zhen de bu zhi dao!

Quote of the day : Wei! Ni men dao di yao bu yao ting de huh?

Tired like a dog

Stupid moronic lunch at the club was bullshit. Waste of good sleep time. Then went to paint up my aunt's place. If you wanna feel like a banglah for a day, try painting an apartment. The freaking ceiling alone will kill you. Don't use the same colour for a new coat, you probably won't see the difference and lose track of where you stopped.

Oh yeah, don't bowl at Starbowl anymore if we can please. New place but not cool. Stupid lanes are rigged. Throw a good shot and wind up with shit counts.

Kai, whats the phreaking URL? Don't be a byotch and tell me half a story.
Apple, my password isn't penis.

Quote of the day : Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven. Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe. And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us. Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it. For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

Aite. Pool wins narrowly

Man, I was on the freaking edge of mah seat. But a win is a win. Phew. Tomorrow bowling? OR rather today. Nobody has confirmed anything. Looks like it's dependant on me again. Eug, brudda, you chao dua me man. Look at da time! Still no SMS. Oh balls. Funniest quote of the day yet! At least I think so.

Quote of the day : I tried setting my hotmail password to penis but it said my password wasn't long enough

And don't forget Annie. Could be the vice-president maybe

Yes I agree with the President.

Kai, why did we take this pic? It ain't even funny. I can't make it funny. Anyways, if Annie became the vice president. Think of the shit that will go on in the whitehouse(.com) LOL

PS. The pics are in running order. Hence the descriptions below

Quote of the day : These people who live in my apartment complex must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network. Unfortunatly, the connection works both ways. Long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer.

Big Sista with a killer smile

Yeah right! Lower taxes my ass!

Look at em pearly whites. They may not melt butter but you'd prefer her to have a smile than a snarl. She's a killer afterall.

Presidential speech

I promise to lower taxes, continue fighting terrorism and make sure all of you get a pay raise if you vote for me

As usual, the president speaks for us all. He's got my vote anyday.

Finally a pic of 'Big Sista'

Hrmm, what time shall I leave class

Well her story is simple. We've known her for over a year and she is like the mafia. You heard of the Godfather, she is the Godmother. Godsister sound really dumb. Don't be messing around with her ladies and gents.

Beware of hungry hustlers!

So I finally got to go bowl, yahoo! Then it turns out mister Pan was only warming up in the first game. After bowling a godly 55, the bets were on. A free meal was at stake. Then to everyones surprise, the passion set in. Hustle bustle and guess who won a free meal. So now everyone was pretty serious about bowling. You could feel the pressure in a totally empty bowling alley at 2 am. Pretty darn good they were. My team won by 1 pin, but lost because of a 10 pin handicap. So you stinky winners, I'm waiting to buy you guys supper. I guess we'ed be going bowling again sometime soon. Apple's fingers and Porny shouting in frustration are just too good to pass up. The rivarly was awesome and funny. The cool pose while aiming and the pointing to nobody after getting a strike was a classic. If only i had pictures. I will next time!

Oh yea, before I forget, Happy Deepavali to all my Hindu visitors. Hope none of you were in the ambulance that passed by last night.

Quote of the day : Anything is better then NOTHING! (One of Apple's rants last night)

Boy, if only my FEC results would be like my CB results

Got this email today from everybody's favourite void deck teacher. The damm results are out......how did y'all do? Freakin hell can't complain about mine coz it was only a night's work.

And where's everyone? Don't anyone come online on MSN no more? Where are the new pics Kai? And can someone confirm when we going bowling? Happy Festival of Lights people. Once a year the darkside becomes the brightside. So guys, for once a year, please look on the brightside......lol

Quote of the day : Pedophilia is like golf, you hit for the lowest you can. It's all good till it gets to 18, then the fun stops.

Presentation went well.......lucky me

What a day! Managed to pull a presentation outta my ass. Funny teacher almost forgot about me. The bloke couldn't match my name to the one in the attendance list. Well, supper was kinda fun. I was lucky to be in the presence if the Queen. Thank you so much your majesty. Learnt many new things about various people including myself. I'm a mean boy. Who gives a damm anyways.....uh huh......

And thank you guys for the uh huh treatment during my presentaion today.......was meant for someone else but........nevermind.

Hey where are those pics Kai? C'mon.......i can't stand that pic of the 'singer' already.

Quote of the day : Driving around at 60km/h saves you petrol but not time!

Sorry for pic repost.....I couldn't help it

I am beautilful.......no matter what they sayyyyyyy........words can't bring me down (christina aguilera)

Yes I'm mean, yes I'm bad.......and yes to some other stuff but not all of it. I've found an article to present on tomorrow. Sadly I haven't done anything with it apart from reading it. I'm very sure the presentation will be different to each individual and it depends on who you are. *snigger

BTW, no offence to all beetle lovers but a beetle painted black is nothing more than a cockroach. I saw one on the road the other day. Eug and mister Pan were there too. Uh huh....

Quote of the day : Women ask for it. They act all old and mature and then you stick your cock up their ass and they get all bitchy "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

As if being marginalized by Annie wasn't enough

I rushed home, turned on the telly and saw Milan Baros in a freaking trenchcoat with a scarf wrapped round his neck. I knew the outcome of the game looked bleak. True enough, Liverpool bloody lost because they let in a shitty ass cheap goal. From the bottom of my heart, I really hate Blackburn Rovers players. They are freakin lousy ass loserly players who go around breaking other players legs.

Aite, waiting for Kai to gimme more pics. I'd put em up with more funny shit if possible.

Quote of the day : Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege

We're all winners

best speakers from our debate teams

Pretty good day on the whole until some indian driver horned me for blocking his way. What a moron he was. It was a 1 way turning and he tried to go against traffic. On top of that, he horned at me. I was affected with indignition. If you're wondering what it means, heres the explanation. Wrathful; passionate; irate; feeling wrath, as when a person is exasperated by unworthy or unjust treatment. I was feeling 100% of that. Thankfully I didn't have a baseball bat and that idiot didn't stop to say anything. Would have taught him a thing or two about making curry.

Quote of the day : Rest assured that I do not want to be an Indian. Some human cultures are superior to others, and this is not racism - it is obvious fact. Your "culture" even lags behind the Euro and Asian cultures of 6,000 years ago. So long as you huddle in a group and refuse to try to better your lives, you will remain a sideshow exhibit for others. I suspect that tour buses drive past your dwelling and people take snapshots. I do not want to be your friend because you are inferior. I imagine that everyone who has met you feels the same way. You sacrifice animals! What did you think would happen? This should conclude all conversation between us forever. I have rejected you totally as an inferior hominid, somewhat like the Neanderthal, and destined for extinction. As I do not understand most of what you say, I am certain that you do not understand most of what I say. (from http://www.certain-natl.org/morequotes.html)

Debate day!

Alllllll by myselfffff, don't wanna be alllllllll by myselfff (by Celine Dion)

Yep we won. Kinda 50/50 if you asked me but I had a guy running for president on my team. Thank you mister Pan.

All the talk about democracy

I was gonna post this earlier but blogger screwed up. It felt almost conspiracy like but now it's up and running so here goes. I was checkin out Mr Browns webpage and i saw this article about nameless bloggers airing political views. I followed the links accordingly and a few sites later, this is what i found.

Most bloggers who talk about Singapore politics hide behind the cloak of anonymity, like 'Xeno Boy' who does not list an e-mail address. One who revealed his identity recently was Irishman Steven McDermott, 33, who is behind 'Singabloodypore'. 'There is a perception that getting involved in politics will get you into trouble,' he said, adding that he revealed himself only after he left Singapore last month. Blogger 'Vox Leo' would only say he is a Singaporean in his mid-20s studying history in a Missouri university. He started his blog in July because 'too often, there is only one source of information for Singaporeans'. (borrowed this from http://singabloodypore.blogspot.com/)

Going on, i found this. I'm not gonna borrow anything, please read it yerself. http://policestate.blogspot.com/ Do i agree? Maybe, maybe not.

This one is by 'Xeno Boy'. Check it out. Wonder when he will be 'erased' http://xenoboysg.blogspot.com/

Disclaimer : Go at your own risk. Don't blame me if you kena tangkap. Just kidding

My mind is like an empty canvas

Today it was painted with many colourful words which i've never heard before. Democracy. Dunno what the hell it meant. Have some idea now but i shall keep those thoughts to myself. Sociology is the analysis of a social institution or societal segment as a self-contained entity or in relation to society as a whole. Well, some people are just brilliant aren't they? Imagine the damage you could do with such information. Then again, I'm persuing a bachelor of commerce, WTF would i know.

Tomorrow is the day of debates. We gotta debate. Theres good news and bad news. Bad news is I personally disagree with the topic of the debate. Good news is that I'm debating for the topic which happens to be easier. Worst of all, I have to read up on the ill effects of pornography on society. Jeepers creepers, not my favourite topic at all. Having sneeky scarcastic girls as opposition is not cool either. Darn fugly byotches. (just kidding mister Pan) An article which i forced myself to read states that Pornography affects men, women and children. It disrupts marriages and wrecks lives. Conveniently, it doesn't say how. And I'm supposed to agree with this?

Quote of the day : Do you have a rock thats big enough so that prawn could hide behind?

Reds victorious at the Estadio Riazor!!!

It might have been an own goal but the players rolled up their sleeves and died for the cause! They were gifted an own goal early on and never really looked back. Despite having a few other chances including 1 in the first few seconds of the game, they held on to take the 3 points. YIPPEE!

Good night folks, someones sleeping happy tonight.

I forgot what topic I'm presenting on!

OMG, ladies and gentlemen. Just as I was about to do some work, I forget what i'm supposed to do!!!!!! YEARGHHHHHHH! If there's anyone who can help me before I start e-mailing the tutor, please speak up. 2 hours more to the match between Deportivo and Liverpool. A respectable scoreline is all that I'm hoping for.

As you can see, the chatline has been super duper busy. If only somemore people 'stumble' onto this blog eh? My offer still stands. Go read the chat history if you missed it. I've also remembered to add the view results button to the poll so you can see who's got more votes. Exotic lookin versus Good lookin and 'shallow' personality? Well, it's obvious who gets my vote but I don't vote! I set the poll and it'd be dumb for me to vote.

Quote of the day : I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Of prawns and aunties

Strange as it seems, the prawn proverb is mentioned again. Ada udang di balik batu. With debates drawing near, the Pan has insisted i read up on his favourite subject. He has also perversly mentioned the thoughts of aunties in low cut dresses. What a sicko if you ask me. YEESH! And for your information, Fungi al Feeti has been voted most funny name. Thank you for polling.

Quote of the day : Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken but you can still get one from a strange country

The name game is tied!

My apologies for not letting you guys see the voting results. I'll make sure to add that button in future. After the much rigged first poll where only compliments could be chosen, this new poll is tied at 33% with Lily, Mohammed and Fungi leading. Lokks like its down to a swing vote to seaprate the funny from the not so funny. I personally think Hufar should take the prize.

Oh boy, do di do di do. Hum hum hum di dum dum. Yes you can see i'm bored. Then again, i just got 4 different issues of MAD magazines. Funny stuff if you ask me. Don't be saying thats why i'm mad. I can see your wiseass crack coming a mile away Apple.

Quote of the day : If they took the porn of the internet there would only be one website left and that would be www.bringbackbacktheporn.com

Shark Tale is a funny movie

Watched it, liked it and you guys might wanna consider watching it too. Pretty funny show to see. Only 1 soccer match today and soccernet got it right. I'm open to poll topics so i can test out the new poll. As you can see it's already working, so lets make it a lil more interesting.

Quote of the day : As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.