Special guest at the party

Kak Niza and the Queen

No more whale jokes now. The connections in this world are kinda scary. No longer is it as simple as the food chain. You'd wish for the time where the deer eats the grass, the lion eats the deer and we hunt the lion. Now people hunt whales! If not for the fact that we got a wildlife conservationist around, the great white may always be the butt of our jokes.

Ladies man

Pimpin ain't easy!

As the night wore on, the smiles started to show. A much happier birthday celebrant can be seen as he socialized with his girls.

Bad angle for the Bday boy

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

Tired from a hard days work, he sits down to soak in all da celebrations. His faced changed for the better when he realised everyone else was paying for the food.

Injun came, Injun dragged, Injun left

He calls it Archard Road

He's old, he's draggy and he's coming back. So under his guidance in this subject, my Yinglish has becooome a bit harder to komprehend. Yin decision making, yit is naat an exact science. vaan plus vaan yis naat alvays yeequal to two. Peeple peeple, settle down. Yif I may kantinue, the minute I suspect any cheating, I juz kut and kopy yarr sentence into the daatabase and I vill know if yit is actually yarr work. Please be fair peeple.

New Years eve at the apple farm

Pussies!

Hey wait. How come I only got this pic now. Kai! WTF have you been using this pic for this past month?

Why do injuns get preferential treatment?

This ain't a trick question. I was rolling by the pet shop today hoping to chance upon some fruits. When I got there, the place was crawling with injuns as if someone left a picnic basket open and the ants came. After picking up some dog food and stuff, I drove on to see some police scattered all over the place. Poor fellas, if they not chasing drunk injuns, they're enusring the safety of these jokers. I gathered it was some 'special' occassion. This lot of barbarous creeps were parading the streets in an entranced state. On top of that, they were skewering themselves in various bodyparts. It was almost cult like. I wonder how this is allowed in a pretty much civilised society. A whole street was cordoned off for this to happen. It's bad enough that they often decided to walk on the road instead of using the pavement. I don't see why they should have this special treatment.

Quote of the day : We're not allowed to have dogs in our class but judging from some of the female students present, I'm not sure that bylaw is obeyed.

Balls

Great week if your not a Liverpool fan. No news from the 'employers'. Whata bum week. Anyways. IPPT approaches. Doom! Better go run a lil. Running is good I guess. You can always run away from anything if you're fast enough. Will find some interesting stuff to post soon. No more visitors though. Everyones to darn busy with whatever it is they're busy with. I've been hella lazy to update this stuff anyways. Prolly have more to say after this weeks lectures. Da Injuns are coming! And my projects have not taken off the ground yet after being set up so nicely. 1 'groupmate' hasn't even shown her pretty face yet. WTF man. It's all expected anyways. Pretty, hard to get, hard to find, hard up for I dunno wot. I'm just being mean as usual. Simon cowell gets away with being mean. Maybe thats a job I'd be good at too. Afterall he had 3 seasons to practice to get to where he is now. Quote of da day teaches everyone to ask politely and in good english.

Quote of the day : Would it be out of line if i were to request that my testes be softly nestled within your food receptacle?

Skool skool skool

Old faces, new faces and new hairdos. It's like another disaster just happened. Well, I'm just being my evil self as usual, picking on the worlds largest mammal. Lecturer from China, tutor from JC(very likely). Tutor was a slave last night. Darn funny. Turn off the lights! Turn on the lights! Fix my microphone! She's stealing all da participation marks! Learnt some interesting stuff. Apple pies in China used to cost 4.80 chinkydollars. Smart people spend their whole lives studying why 1 + 1 = 3. I totally hate how she scribbles all over the white board. She writes over what she has previously written. WTF man. Scribbles over scribbles looks like language from the darkside. Now the project is in groups of 3, 50% lucky, 50% more lucky. Lucky because it ain't individual projects. More lucky because I get to do my project with...........YAHOO! Totally hoping for the best. My warmest thanks to all who contributed to this fortuitous event and hope to see you in skool today. Does this quote sound like it came from someone you know?

Quote of the day : I feel like such a nerd, I went to go call my girlfriend, and when I was thinking of the first numbers to dial, instead of 535, "HTTP" came to my head

DOAX = FMVPO!

This Xbox deal is turning out to be quite wonderful after all. The number of games has suddenly doubled and I'm having the time of my life.

Volleyball anyone?

Quote of the day : It's amazing what a few million pixels can form.

The need for video technology

Referees aren't perfect and probably have the worse job as well. Video technology is now used to correct dubious goals and also as evidence for violent conduct. As it is, the scores still remain unchanged but players can be punished for behaviour not seen by the referees.

Some people are still concerned that it will take too long for decisions to be made but we live in a time where something that took place a few seconds ago can be replayed on television almost instantly. Referees who seem to be 'fans' of certain clubs will only have to view the evidence to correct their mistakes. I doubt it will take more then a minute to make a decision after seeing some video evidence. The game itself moves faster then ever compared to before, it wouldn't be a crime if a referee misses something. If a referee didn't catch it clearly or is unsure, there is always replays which don't take more then a few seconds.

Quote of the day : A hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail.

My oh my.....funny funny

Ok peeps, if you haven't seen this yet, you should.

http://www.carbonos.com/funnycyber.html

Some new metaphors we could all use such as 'I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.' remind you of anyone? Funny conversation to say the least.

Quote of the day : "I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain."

What the Fock?

Anyone else been Fockerised? Heard about Randy and Horny?
Damm bastirds on the local game servers keep fockerisin me.
Why issit so darn quiet? Where is everybody? Make some noise you damm fockers.

Quote of the day : AsssssHoooooooo

Happy New Year Peeps

Some hella new year juz past. From bustin some ass in da kitchen to drinking at night. Surprisin how I made it through the night on 6 shots and a couple of beers only. Anyways, other then that, Xbox rocks and no more cakes for a bit. (brudda, wot we gonna do with da emergency cake?)

Hope you guys have a smashing year ahead.

Quote of the day : 6 shots ain't enough.