Injun came, Injun dragged, Injun left

He calls it Archard Road

He's old, he's draggy and he's coming back. So under his guidance in this subject, my Yinglish has becooome a bit harder to komprehend. Yin decision making, yit is naat an exact science. vaan plus vaan yis naat alvays yeequal to two. Peeple peeple, settle down. Yif I may kantinue, the minute I suspect any cheating, I juz kut and kopy yarr sentence into the daatabase and I vill know if yit is actually yarr work. Please be fair peeple.