Why do injuns get preferential treatment?

This ain't a trick question. I was rolling by the pet shop today hoping to chance upon some fruits. When I got there, the place was crawling with injuns as if someone left a picnic basket open and the ants came. After picking up some dog food and stuff, I drove on to see some police scattered all over the place. Poor fellas, if they not chasing drunk injuns, they're enusring the safety of these jokers. I gathered it was some 'special' occassion. This lot of barbarous creeps were parading the streets in an entranced state. On top of that, they were skewering themselves in various bodyparts. It was almost cult like. I wonder how this is allowed in a pretty much civilised society. A whole street was cordoned off for this to happen. It's bad enough that they often decided to walk on the road instead of using the pavement. I don't see why they should have this special treatment.

Quote of the day : We're not allowed to have dogs in our class but judging from some of the female students present, I'm not sure that bylaw is obeyed.