Are Ferraris getting cheaper?

Gawd damm. I come home some weeks back only to see 1 sleek black Ferrari parked in my carpark. Within the next few days theres a white one parked round the back gate. Now theres a yellow one parked not too far from the front gate. Mind you, I already know that I'm living on the wrong side of the road.

Sometimes life is like a car. A car just gets driven. Told where to go, how fast to go, where to turn and when to stop. Yeah, you'd have your strengths and weaknesses like how fast you can go and nice tyres or some stuff. Might even get some nice remarks but thats all. It is a TOOL in someone else's life. It must be really nice to be the driver (not to mention backseat drivers) but it must really suck to be the car. Unfortunately, I'm sad to say some people get treated like cars.

Quote of the day : I hate idiots. I hate bosses. I hate you. I have a gun. I can solve some problems.

Almost buggered

Sneeky injuns put sneeky focus questions in their sneeky lecture notes! Wouldn't even have known about it if I didn't be so stupid as to go to school. So it seems being nice and hardworking (if you can call it hardworking) paid off. So heres some simple maths for you to look at.

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions.

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

We can conclude that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.