Work day 2

Bad start to the day. Woke up 5 minutes earlier but had to run for the bus. Crazy bus driver was trying to beat his previous record. Passed by the darkside of town, many of em got up the bus. It surprises me how a person can stink first thing in the morning. Saw some guy from the office in the bus. White hair and all, looked senior. Turns out that I would be attached to him for the whole day. First thing to do, look for Mr Ang. Since there are 2 Mr Angs, in order to tell them apart, I named them big ang pow and small ang pow because 1 was the manager like guy, and the other was just a dispenser. It was a bit too chinky chong for me, so I decided to call the manager guy 50 bucks. Hence the small ang pow dispenser naturally became 50 cent.

Back to the white hair dude now. Senior guy incharge of Land Rover spare parts. Knowlegable, spoke fluent malay, I call him Gandalf. He tells me he grew up in a kampong. Shows me around the warehouse area. Introduces me to people in the most irritating way possible but thats all good because I do nothing again the whole day. The whole day was used to try to enable me to become one with the matrix. The system was explained to me from many angles and sometimes almost disgustingly BPA like.

Downside of going to the office is that lunch is a very lonely period. I often use the spare time after eating to just sit near the lift and abuse my free sms. Googly sat there today too. He took a quick nap. He looks much better with his eyes close and he snores.

Quote of the day : If I ever got pregnant, I would never get an abortion. I prefer to know my spawns so I can bestow upon them all my evilness and evil ways and evil knowledge. How else will i ever rule the world fool?!