Work day 3 : Enter the Blob
Another day where I do nothing for almost half the day. Not too good because the boss saw me idling. The big boss in charge of this dept is Charlie but sadly, he ain't got no angels working for him. Some new people enter my life today, some just enter my sight and can't get out. Some person is on leave for the whole week, so I get to use her desk. I have never met her before. Helen sits behind me and from what I hear and see, her job and her looks are pretty much summed up by the first half of her name. Then there is the Blob. Blob or B.L.O.B as i named him stands for Big Lazy Obese with Breasts. He sits by the lift and near the entrance. You can't miss him spilling out of his cubicle. If you heard of Da Verve, This department has Da Perve. Oldish dude, similar to those who oogle at hookers in Geylang. He sits across the passage on my right. Always sneeking in a game of Mahjong on his computer. His job seems awfully boring, or it will be if you are his age and have been doing it since the last decade.
I was attached to Stanley today. At first he looked loserly, like Stanley Ipkiss. Then as the day wore on, He began to look like Kai. Bad news Kai. Slight shorter, fairer, longer hair, smokes menthol. I wonder what I'll call him. K2000 maybe. Just like Terminator and T2000. He's K2000, the new improved evil Kai. Fella left me to idle for a good part of the day. He manages the parts inventory. Old Chinese Uncle swings by quite often to enquire about parts. Spoke to me in hokkien describing not having a particular part being like having a stomachache without an available toilet. I think I'll improve on his name and call him Old Chang Kee or OCK.
And finally the 3 'angels'. CB seems to be the more outspoken one if at all she speaks. She is relatively fruitacious but I would like to point out that nice fruits look even better if they grew on a nice tree. I wonder if I should call her Chinky Char Bor for obvious reasons or just stick to CB. Then there is Mrs Something. I totally forgot her name and didn't know she existed. Lastly there is this thin or seemingly taller girl. She always looks uneasy to me. Haven't thought of a name for her, but I will soon.
Qoute of the day : If an idle mind is the devil's workshop, he can do twice as much as much work in my mind.
I was attached to Stanley today. At first he looked loserly, like Stanley Ipkiss. Then as the day wore on, He began to look like Kai. Bad news Kai. Slight shorter, fairer, longer hair, smokes menthol. I wonder what I'll call him. K2000 maybe. Just like Terminator and T2000. He's K2000, the new improved evil Kai. Fella left me to idle for a good part of the day. He manages the parts inventory. Old Chinese Uncle swings by quite often to enquire about parts. Spoke to me in hokkien describing not having a particular part being like having a stomachache without an available toilet. I think I'll improve on his name and call him Old Chang Kee or OCK.
And finally the 3 'angels'. CB seems to be the more outspoken one if at all she speaks. She is relatively fruitacious but I would like to point out that nice fruits look even better if they grew on a nice tree. I wonder if I should call her Chinky Char Bor for obvious reasons or just stick to CB. Then there is Mrs Something. I totally forgot her name and didn't know she existed. Lastly there is this thin or seemingly taller girl. She always looks uneasy to me. Haven't thought of a name for her, but I will soon.
Qoute of the day : If an idle mind is the devil's workshop, he can do twice as much as much work in my mind.
posted by Doug at 12:43 AM
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