Work day 4 : Ach chi and Orlers

Today I was attached to this fella called Jack. He's all about the system. Minimum effort to do maximum work in the shortest possible time. Wacko Jacko is totally made for such routine jobs. Then there is Faggity. He is a big hobbit who gets along very well with the 'angels'. He is a big fag who talks very loudly when he gets excited. I bet he jumps around and screams like a girl too. Charlie wasn't around today so the 'angels' seemed to have quite a good time. Today I managed to reduce idling time by reading my textbook. This was a double happiness solution because I managed to answer the tutorial questions.

Gandalf was quite busy today with some internal ISO checks. Totally kelong stuff where any mistakes are gladly overlooked. The one thing that is constant in this dept is that nobody goes for lunch. They rather stay in and starve. Whatever that reasons, I'm sure they ain't working according to plan. CB is not exactly thin and nither is K2000. 50 bucks has the ach chi syndrom and K2000 can't say 'order'. His job is to place orlers for more spare parts.

Quote of the day : You'll never see a black santa. What are the chances of a black man breaking into people's houses to 'leave' things