New week, new dept, new faces, same old story

First order of the day was to get introduced to a new manager. Then attend a meeting. I was like OMG! A MEETING! It seems that the launch of the new Ford Focus is in the works. Anyone interested in buying one? We might get a better deal if we buy a few. The meeting took me all the way to lunch. After lunch, my daily dose of idle time was to follow. Then another briefing about the accounts and finance of the company. When everything was all said and done, only 5 painstaking minutes of the worlds greatest countdown to endure, guess who should come knocking. WORK! I was like WTF, 1725 hrs and you give me work?!?!?! So I settled into my seemingly endless misery and started the mindless task of data entry. The 2 ladies sitting next to me who assigned the work didn't seem to think I could do it all within a few minutes. At 1730 hrs, I was almost two thirds through the stack of papers. They told me to go home. Leave some work for tomorrow. Whatever happened to 'never do tomorrow what you can do today'? After 5 more minutes, I had about 4 invoices to go, the 2 ladies got more serious and told me to go home. Well, I really didn't wanna disagree so I left. I really need a car. The bus journey is too damm long and it also passes the wrong side of town.

Quote of the day : Lets say you clone yourself and then you become attracted to yourself.......and wind up having sex with your clone. Does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?