Poll topic change

Seeing that I've not posted much over the last week, heres a double post for today. It's still kinda early to sleep and I've still got a lil bit of crap left in me. So Pornstar has topped the polls. All 9 votes of it. Sorry Pan, MALF has to take a backseat here but I know where you're coming from. Came across some interesting stuff today. Form porn to more porn to something closer to home.

"Hardcore teddy banned from Zurich bear parade"
ZURICH (Reuters) - A giant dominatrix teddy bear wearing a leather mask and brandishing hand-cuffs has been banned from sober Zurich's street display of man-sized model bears, the project's artistic director said on Tuesday. The offending bear, which sports bright red lipstick, a corset and thigh-length leather boots, stands atop a pedestal bearing the words "first class service".

"Sex toys, porno stars in Erotic Expo"
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Sex tech, titillating toys and porn stars featured in a seedy carnival of carnal pleasures across the street from Madison Square Garden on Saturday at New York's first Erotic Expo. Tera Patrick, Britney Rears and Tiffany Mynx were among the popular porno queens posing for pictures with fans in the two-day event that ended Saturday, while product innovators flogged everything from patented condoms to art object dildos, and an exercise program devised to make a man's private parts bigger.

This is my personal favourite for today.
"Indian woman chops off husband's penis"
LUCKNOW, India (Reuters) - A young woman chopped off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in northern India over his "blatant indulgence in womanising and drinking", police said on Saturday." I wanted to teach him a lesson for his blatant indulgence in womanising and drinking," Reshma Ahmed, a mother of four, said in her confession to police.

To cap this shit off, something else I came accross today.

what do u call one indian in a ditch?
Home sweet home

what do u call 2 indians in a ditch?
A sleepover

What do u call an indian with a wooden leg?
shit on a stick

What do u call an indian with 2 wooden legs?
a waste of wood

What do u call 2 indians on a bike?
organized crime

Great Indian Bustard

Alright, I've been lazy and now I'm back. Before you start thinking that I'm full of racist crap, take a moment and think. I was actually trying to find out more about a very rare species of bird from India. One of those possibly extinct types. At the same time I also tried to get in touch with my roots. I could have been an indian in my past life afterall. How or where did I come across this bird you may ask. Well, the answer is simple.

I was bowling at Marina South last Sunday with the usual gang of misfits. I use this term affectionately. While the frustrations were building up in some who found it difficult to bowl, some of us managed to catch a glimpse of this bird. I would have taken a photo but I fear that I might have witnessed the last 'flight' of this bird. Being more curious than most people, I had to find out more. I managed to chance upon this website at work as usual. http://www.webindia123.com/wildlife/gallery/birds.htm. The aforementioned Indian Bustard does not refer to anyone of the minority race but a rare bird now restricted to Rajasthan, Gujarat. A seemingly fit name for the bird which I saw. As for the bowling, it wasn't great.

Quote of the day : I listen to rap now and then, just so I can communicate in case my car breaks down in a scary part of town.

Dreaming up great stories

Did George Lucas do International Trade?

As you can see, I changed my blog slightly to add that picture of an eye. It took quite some effort because I had to edit the HTML. After getting a lil help from my friends, success wasn't far away. "Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends " The Beatles sang that if you didn't know. No longer is it a test. It's FO REAL now.

The Pan can be seen here dreaming up great stories of another world after all the talk about Star Wars. This much I know because he started making up seemingly original odd sounding names.

This all starts in a far away galaxy on a planet called Psssb(pronounced Pssst but with a 'b' at the back). Ydna is the spirit of the land and his source of power is from the moon. There are the Defenders of the Moon (DOMs) who defend their Moon called JoongTcha. Destroying the moon = killing spirit of the land = WW4 because everybody wants the same thing as Pinky and the Brain, WORLD DOMINATION. The evil plague race is led by the evil queen Ennovy. Aside from the Ennovians, there is also the C-Factor. Eigna and the Chinkazonites are also in this battle for world domination

Stay tuned.......

Quote of the day : I think wet dreams are actually God giving you a handjob for being so good.

Colourful characters

Fellowship of the chinks

In an ideal world, a Dougzworld, these people would have ceased to exist. Eug's neighbour is the one who appears to be sticking her finger into the other guys head through his ear canal. Her best friend in class is the one that appears to be jerking off an invisible........nevermind.

Snoozin during the lecture

The effects of International Trade

These pics were most generously donated by Apple from the last block lectures. Thank you very much. They are most appreciated. Freaking goodass phone you got. Big country, small country, trade, sleep........the list goes on. Goodnight Kai.

This one is specially for the Pan

Mmmmmmmmmmalfy M.A.L.F

This was from the last block lecture 5 or 6 weeks ago. Thanks to Kai who finally sent the pics. We tried but to no avail. She just wouldn't let us take her pic. To see her wearing her professional looking suit and glasses while portraying a intelligent look sure can make a Pan's day. He's into intelligent, older women just like this one here. If your a MILF and he likes you, you become a MALF. Please leave a message if you fit the bill.

Normal vs Dougzworld

Normal people wearing big earrings

In a Dougzworld, this would happen 

Only 1 successful pic

King of the tank

After 55 attempts at taking photos with various camera modes, I wasn't getting anywhere. 54 pics were duds with the fish moving too fast for the camera. This is the only picture that came out decent. The verdict : I'm not a great photographer. This calls for some help. After learning the word 'aperture' from The Pan, I decided to do some research.
http://www.digicamhelp.com/advanced-digital-camera-settings/aperture.htm
This site is pretty good, with simple english and clear explanations. So now I gotta figure out the right combination of shutter speed and aperture. Since the speed of fish should be somewhere inbetween the speed of children and sporting events, I'm guessing a shutter speed of 1/320. Now to figure out the aperture thingy and start snapping.

Tomorrow is the Econs midterm exam. Good luck to me and curses to those people who did nothing but come up with these painful theories. My curses go out to Ricardo, Hecksher, Ohlin, Rybcynski and also Leontiff. If I missed out anyone, it should be my previous economics teachers. They aren't good enough to be mentioned here.

BTW, I read this 2 days back in the news. All the talk about pheromones eh Mr Pan?
"Gay men attracted by same scents as women: Swedish study"
We found that homosexual men react the same way as women do to the (testosterone derivative) androstadien pheromone: they get aroused," said Per Lindstroem, a physician at the neuroscience department at the Karolinska University Hospital. The report reveals that gays, unlike heterosexual men, are not aroused by the female pheromone estratetraen but are instead turned on by the same odors that get straight women's juices flowing. When a heterosexual woman senses androstadien pheromones, which have a nearly undetectable odor, the part of her brain that governs sexual arousal is activated. If she senses pheromones from another woman however, only her sense of smell is triggered, he said.

Quote of the day : rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!

I think this is what i have in my fish tank

Pseudotropheus Zebra / Metriaclima Zebra

After much searching and looking at fish that look almost the same, I think it's this. I'll post some actual pics of my fish in my tank but till then, this will have to do for now. The search to enlighten myself continues. Funny thing is, even scientists cannot agree on the name for the fish.
Due to a technicality with scientific naming conventions, there is still some debate as to whether Maylandia or Metriaclima is the valid name for this genus, though most sources seem to indicate Maylandia will become the accepted name.

Quote of the day : Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are pope. If I ever became pope I would choose the name Pourri. So people would call me Pope Pourri, and they would be forced to laugh whenever saying my name.

Pseudotropheus Socolofi Albino

I'll soon find out how many tries it takes to get a photo of this quality. As soon as someone lends me a camera.

Labidochromis Caeruleus

Got 1 of this yellow fella and 2 of the white fellas in my tank. Easiest ones to identify due to the SIMPLE patterns on the body.

Give me my 5-day weekend back!

Geez, I managed to survive my first day back at work but barely. The frequent onset of headaches came and went throughout the day. Did almost nothing but compile some crap. Had plently of time to catch up with the rest of the world. Lots of crap going on around the world like a fat girl beauty pageant in Thailand. "I want to show people that just because I'm fat doesn't mean I'm any less beautiful or talented," said 18-year-old winner, Tarnrarin Chansawang, who weighed in at 110 kg. In keeping with Jumbo tradition, a side award for Miss Jumbo Universe went to university student Thanchanok Mekkeaw for weighing in as the heaviest competitor in the pageant at 182 kg. Don't piss her off if you can't run faster then her.
My favourite of the day is 'India chews over horny problem of holy cows'. Flustered officials are in a bind. Many of the strays are owned by people with powerful political or criminal connections and round-up crews sometimes need police guards. You really gotta wonder WTF is going on there.
I rounded up the day trying to identify my fishes at a cichlid website. No luck at all. Seems these people love using scientific names which don't bode well with me.

Quote of the day : What do they send you if you send those penis enlargement companies some money? "No pill, no pumps. Simple exercises you can do at home.". I have a feeling I am probably already doing whatever it is.