Give me my 5-day weekend back!

Geez, I managed to survive my first day back at work but barely. The frequent onset of headaches came and went throughout the day. Did almost nothing but compile some crap. Had plently of time to catch up with the rest of the world. Lots of crap going on around the world like a fat girl beauty pageant in Thailand. "I want to show people that just because I'm fat doesn't mean I'm any less beautiful or talented," said 18-year-old winner, Tarnrarin Chansawang, who weighed in at 110 kg. In keeping with Jumbo tradition, a side award for Miss Jumbo Universe went to university student Thanchanok Mekkeaw for weighing in as the heaviest competitor in the pageant at 182 kg. Don't piss her off if you can't run faster then her.
My favourite of the day is 'India chews over horny problem of holy cows'. Flustered officials are in a bind. Many of the strays are owned by people with powerful political or criminal connections and round-up crews sometimes need police guards. You really gotta wonder WTF is going on there.
I rounded up the day trying to identify my fishes at a cichlid website. No luck at all. Seems these people love using scientific names which don't bode well with me.

Quote of the day : What do they send you if you send those penis enlargement companies some money? "No pill, no pumps. Simple exercises you can do at home.". I have a feeling I am probably already doing whatever it is.