Poll topic change
Seeing that I've not posted much over the last week, heres a double post for today. It's still kinda early to sleep and I've still got a lil bit of crap left in me. So Pornstar has topped the polls. All 9 votes of it. Sorry Pan, MALF has to take a backseat here but I know where you're coming from. Came across some interesting stuff today. Form porn to more porn to something closer to home.
"Hardcore teddy banned from Zurich bear parade"
ZURICH (Reuters) - A giant dominatrix teddy bear wearing a leather mask and brandishing hand-cuffs has been banned from sober Zurich's street display of man-sized model bears, the project's artistic director said on Tuesday. The offending bear, which sports bright red lipstick, a corset and thigh-length leather boots, stands atop a pedestal bearing the words "first class service".
"Sex toys, porno stars in Erotic Expo"
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Sex tech, titillating toys and porn stars featured in a seedy carnival of carnal pleasures across the street from Madison Square Garden on Saturday at New York's first Erotic Expo. Tera Patrick, Britney Rears and Tiffany Mynx were among the popular porno queens posing for pictures with fans in the two-day event that ended Saturday, while product innovators flogged everything from patented condoms to art object dildos, and an exercise program devised to make a man's private parts bigger.
This is my personal favourite for today.
"Indian woman chops off husband's penis"
LUCKNOW, India (Reuters) - A young woman chopped off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in northern India over his "blatant indulgence in womanising and drinking", police said on Saturday." I wanted to teach him a lesson for his blatant indulgence in womanising and drinking," Reshma Ahmed, a mother of four, said in her confession to police.
To cap this shit off, something else I came accross today.
what do u call one indian in a ditch?
Home sweet home
what do u call 2 indians in a ditch?
A sleepover
What do u call an indian with a wooden leg?
shit on a stick
What do u call an indian with 2 wooden legs?
a waste of wood
What do u call 2 indians on a bike?
organized crime
"Hardcore teddy banned from Zurich bear parade"
ZURICH (Reuters) - A giant dominatrix teddy bear wearing a leather mask and brandishing hand-cuffs has been banned from sober Zurich's street display of man-sized model bears, the project's artistic director said on Tuesday. The offending bear, which sports bright red lipstick, a corset and thigh-length leather boots, stands atop a pedestal bearing the words "first class service".
"Sex toys, porno stars in Erotic Expo"
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Sex tech, titillating toys and porn stars featured in a seedy carnival of carnal pleasures across the street from Madison Square Garden on Saturday at New York's first Erotic Expo. Tera Patrick, Britney Rears and Tiffany Mynx were among the popular porno queens posing for pictures with fans in the two-day event that ended Saturday, while product innovators flogged everything from patented condoms to art object dildos, and an exercise program devised to make a man's private parts bigger.
This is my personal favourite for today.
"Indian woman chops off husband's penis"
LUCKNOW, India (Reuters) - A young woman chopped off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in northern India over his "blatant indulgence in womanising and drinking", police said on Saturday." I wanted to teach him a lesson for his blatant indulgence in womanising and drinking," Reshma Ahmed, a mother of four, said in her confession to police.
To cap this shit off, something else I came accross today.
what do u call one indian in a ditch?
Home sweet home
what do u call 2 indians in a ditch?
A sleepover
What do u call an indian with a wooden leg?
shit on a stick
What do u call an indian with 2 wooden legs?
a waste of wood
What do u call 2 indians on a bike?
organized crime
posted by Doug at 10:19 PM
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