Honky Tonks + Skool Fees = 2 bad days

Last night I paid a visit to good ol Pops. He came back to Singapore and was expecting me to visit. I planned my time properly so I could reach his place at 8 sharp. I knew how he could nag if I was late. By the time I got back, my dumbass brother insisted on going to the gym. Why isn't he in camp anyway? They should lock him up, throw away the key and only let him out when I say so. So he arranged to meet Pops at 8.30. No surprise, he was late for that as well. All went well at Pops place until I went downstairs. There was a bigass Merc parked in front of my car. How da fuck am I spose to leave? I looked up the guard in the guard house and he started giving me crap. 'Why you park in the residents lot? Are you a visitor? Is this your first time here? Why didn't you park at the visitors lot? I kena screw by the fella because of you! You dunno him ah, He one kind one you know.' So I lied, 'So sorry, my first time here. Visitors lots were full.' Who could blame the mat for getting some stick. The enitre race was made to take stick from others.

Anyways, the mat went to get the Merc owner. Pushed the button on the intercom and said, 'Ah, the fella who parked in your lot is here.' The voice over belonged to some lady. She rudely said, ' Tell them to wait there.' What a dumb bitch. Where else could I go? I imagine her to be fat and ugly. Probably interupted her while she was stuffing her face at her dinner table. Why else would she need such a big car anyway? The stupid mat security guard walked past in a huff and sad, 'Hah, now you will get to know the fella.' I was prepared to face Fatso. Minutes later, this guy comes down and looks around. Tall fifty-something and condemmed by me the moment he opened his mouth to speak. In a unsatisfied honky tonk accent, 'Is this your car?' (WTF?!?!?! was he dumb?) 'You cannot just park anywhere you want. This is a private lot. Didn't you see the number painted on the floor? If the visitors lots are full then you should park outside. You cannot just park anywhere you like.' (Tape recorder spoilt) SO I SAY, 'I'm sorry. Didn't mean to park in your lot'......blah blah blah extra politely while cursing silently while he got into his car. Lied once more that it was my first time here. Zoomed off and headed home. What a fucking piece of chink shit. To go through all that trouble because of a parking lot? Bejeebus!

Today did not go down well either. Was disturbed by plently of sms and calls from the only 2 people involved in paying my school fees. I thought I was keeping up my part of the deal by doing decently in school and staying in school till I graduate but it isn't so. The only 2 people in my life with the moolah wanna make my life a living hell with their stupid money. You pay for my fees and I get mah freaking degree. END OF STORY!
2 bad days topped off with no air-con better end tomorrow.

Quote of the day : $2.95?!!? Listen Punjab! Why don't you pack your slurpee machine on the back of your @%*!# elephant and you can both start swimmin' east 'til you hit the Ganges!!!