Think it's time for a new computer

All this talk about project with the telecommunications is getting stale. We fresh outta ideas and almost getting nowhere. To top that off, the bloody cable keeps on disconnecting. What a load of crap. Everything to do with the computer is going wrong. Games aren't working and internet isn't stable. It makes the computer at work look like a saint! I never wanted this day to come. The CPU which lies on it's side at my empty desk is looking a lot better then the one I'm using right now. Pretty boring weekend if you're a soccer fan. Internationals aren't really my thing. Caught 2 movies while the weekend blew past as usual. It feels as if somebody is stealing my time. Maybe it's a big conspiracy. They steal my time while I sleep and put it into the following week. That could explain why the week always feels like forever. My imagination never ceases. If only I get a few more bright ideas at work.

Well, the quote of the day is getting pretty old. Hard to find funny ones all the time. So I figured I'd add a random tip every now and then. Alrighty then. Thats all for today.

Tip of the day : When you take a crap, they say that a sign of good health is when the shit floats. Increased levels of nutrients in the stool (which have not been absorbed by the GI tract) are supplied to the normal bacteria that live in the gut, which in turn produce more gas. This results in more gas-rich stools that float. Don't take too much vegetables because that'll make it really hard to flush the floaters down.