The Cheap and The Disgusting

WTF! Mr DITM is here again. I so wish I could make him disintegrate! MOFO loudmouth.

Anyway, back to the important stuff. The Cheap and the Disgusting are actually 1 and the same! Good old Panny. 30 dollar dinner, free dessert and no ride home. If you were a girl on a first date with him, I wonder what goes on in the back of your mind. On the bright side, some people are easy to please and can look past the cheapness so they will go out on another date. Good news all, movie at 7 pm this Friday. All I can say is thank God Friday is coming.

OSG as you know is a avid Chelsea fan. What surprises me is that the club she supports can spend millions of dollars like water but the guy she dates only drinks water at dinner. In an alternate reality, her conciousness would be in Mindy's body. Now thats orgasmic! As it is now, from just the picture, I have to say that OSG is actually OSGND. Orgasmic Soccer Girl Next Door.....to nobody. She lives in CCK on the edge of civilisation which is the main reason behind the NFRH policy. No Free Ride Home! Not CCK and definately not BS. GVNP. Got Va......nevermind. Ask Eug.

Tip of the day : If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

Did you know?

Whale skeleton showing pelvis and thigh bones

I found this stuff while aimlessly surfing at work just before I left the office.

Biologists believe that for 100 million years the only vertebrates on Earth were water-dwelling creatures, with no arms or legs. At some point these “fish” began to develop hips and legs and eventually were able to walk out of the water, giving the earth its first land lovers. Once the land-dwelling creatures evolved, there were some mammals that moved back into the water. Biologists estimate that this happened about 50 million years ago, and that this mammal was the ancestor of the modern whale. Despite the apparent uselessness, evolution left traces of hind legs behind, and these vestigial limbs can still be seen in the modern whale. There are many cases where whales have been found with rudimentary hind limbs in the wild, and have been found in baleen whales, humpback whales, and in many specimens of sperm whales. Most of these examples are of whales that had only leg bones, but there were some that included feet with complete digits. It was reported recently that whales and hippos were distantly related.

No prizes for guessing which whale didn't move back into the water. I'll have an update about the cheap and the disgusting in the next entry. Look out Kai, I'm keeping you in the circle.

Quote of the day : We had dessert at Gelare and she paid! YES!

Mis amigos, el hijo del tigre está en mi casa otra vez

It means, 'my friends, the Tiger's son is at my house again.' One loudtalking MOFO that you can hear a mile away. In addition to the 1 or 2 skanky looking chicks is one hell of a party I would not like to have in my home. This is the time you'd wish you were a mutant. Some kinda special powers would come in useful. I would love to have the ability to make things or people disintegrate in front of me at will. Sadly, I don't have any powers and I feel like picking up one of my least favourite bowling balls and smashing his face in. I wonder if thats a vivid description. 14 lb bowling ball in face of Mr DITM (Dick in the mouth). Why else would he talk that way? I think we've stumbled upon a new breed of people. The Homo Ditmian.

Today I visited one of my favourite bowling alleys to check out some equipment. The shop owner didn't seem the least interested in doing business. I'd disintegrate him if I could. They were having some kinda zonal schools competition. I happened to see chicks some from my school. Bad news for anyone looking. Can't bowl and don't look good, yet they carry the proud look upon their faces. Little did they know they were among people who made it into the school history books. Most people would be proud to have made some kind of history. I can't say the same.

Quote of the day : The difference between a pizza and black guy is that a pizza can feed a family of four!

Thats what friends are for.

If you noticed, all the titles to my entries are musically related. It's my way of saying it with music I guess. Its nice to have friends. You can eat with em, hang out with em, play pool, watch movies and the list will goes on. What you also don't realise you can do is ditch em to meet girls, not invite em to watch movies and give em stuff you don't like. Great isn't it?

20% attendance in class today. The Tiger ain't doing too well. I wonder how he feels? The Pan aptly describes him as talking with a dick in his mouth. It ain't too far from the truth. I reckon The Pan is out on a hot date. Then again, its not unusual for him to skip classes these days to sweep the floor.

How's it going Kai? Is the cooking good? You like washing dishes? I can see you're pretty updated with the latest soccer news.

Quote of the day : I don't like my drink. Do you want it?

I've got a life, though it refuses to shine

Aloha. Alls well in life. Also making it known the latest exciting development in The Pan's never ending pursuit for The One. The person in the spotlight now is none other the OSG! Orgasmic Soccer Girl. Ah, I remember the good old days. It was simple then. SJL and ANZ. Then we moved on abit and along came Mindy. How my eyes would have been gouged out if I looked at her the wrong way. Was there a right way?

I was bumming around and I realised that anyone could make a TV series on anywhere. One Tree Hill is about the life of people in One Tree Hill. Same goes for the OC although I've never watched it. I've got a pretty good idea of a series where I could draw upon real life instances. You have the usual suspects. The goody goody person, anal queen, couple of normal people with problems and of course some older characters. Believe me when I say sometimes I've seen enough to make a drama.

Damm, I just saw a roach. Fucking damm roaches. Woot! Shieldtox. Everybody has got to keep some. It ran under my shelves. Faster then fast, quicker then quick, I sprayed some under the shelf hopeing to get it. Results within seconds! A mid sized roach ran out, flipped over and seemed to be gasping for air. Doug 1 Roach 0. Fucking horrid creatures. Roaches are as bastardy as traffic police.

Quote of the day : Cell phones are amazing. Every time I think they cannot get more annoying, they get twice as annoying. It's like Moore's law applied to annoyance

The weekend flew by as usual

Totally eventful weekend which pretty much started on Thursday night is now over. Work resumes and it is already time for midterms. The highs and lows of life I suppose. Lesson learnt today. Walking home takes 25 - 30 minutes, gives some form of exercise and you can enjoy listening to the radio as you walk. Meeting mom at IKEA for a free ride home also takes 25 minutes, mom gets to exercise her mouth and I get an earful of wotever it was she said. Next time, WALK!

Living in a country with the least amount of public holidays is unfortunate. I'm pretty sure a country with so many races would have at least a few excuses for more holidays. Unless there isn't so many races afterall. I don't know. Even if I did, I probably wouldn't say. In case anyone didn't know, this is the last weekend where the day before or after is a public holiday. The next public holiday is a good 7 weeks away. Anyways, anybody up for ice cream?

Quote of the day : Lesbian porn is God's way of telling man "you fucked up but i still love you"

I dream of ice cream

After yesterdays visit to an ice cream parlour, I feel even more tempted to attempt to make ice cream. I was bumming in GWC about 2 weeks back and there is this bookshop Harris. I was browsing through a Nigella Lawson cookbook and I stumbled upon a recipe for ice cream. Seemed pretty simple enough. About 5 or 6 ingredients needed. I feel wierd saying ice cream parlour. I had a waffle with lychee martini ice cream. Yes, make no mistake, lychee martini. I couldn't try all the flavours and I didn't want too. I intend to go back there again. I didn't want to order 3 scoops, taste everything and then order 2. This ain't Malaysia and I'm not that kinda person. *Hint hint*

I can imagine vodka lime ice cream, tequila 7-up ice cream and all other funny flavours. Now I just need some guinea pigs. Anyone interested?

Quote of the day : You know you're old when the old woman you help to cross the street is your wife.

We should try to think before we talk

conversation from game

Over the weekend, people have said quite a few things and sometimes they don't quite turn out the way they were meant to be. At the railway station close to midnight, we see a police officer and references were made about playing with his gun. Hello Colin and Kero. Anyways, check out the little conversation show above. I was passing time waiting to go for my movie and I happened to be online with these guys. MI-3 was great btw. Action packed with the ocassional comic relief. That dude from Shawn of the Dead was the computer guy!

Aite, thats it for tonight. My time continues to be stolen by some unknown force and at this rate, I'll be late for work. Congrats to Kai for kickin my ass in Yahoo Fantasy Football. Bloody good team selection even though he is in a place where soccer I imagine isn't too popular.

Quote of the day : Any attempt to make a system idiot proof will only challenge God to make a better idiot

I feel pretty and witty and GAY

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For Im loved
By a pretty wonderful BOY

Last day of work for the week! All the talk this week is about the 2 gay boys and their blog. Also the damm elections but I don't giva damm for now. I can't vote even if I wanted to anyways. Darlin this and darlin that. If you wanna know where is the love, its definately here. I've read the blog and this is Brokeback Mountain revisited. Only that they aren't cowboys and its set in the city.

Tip of the day : Hold down your shift and 4 keys at the same time. In about a second you will be making $$$ fast!

Guess who's back

Well, I'm back. Been away from this scene for a while. I haven't figured out how long yet. Couple of peeps been bugging me to update. The freaking outburst about the offensive blogs seems to have died down. Seems that those poor fellas that offended the other races(won't mention names or races) were punished for their so called crimes. Though it seems to me that their punishments seems to act as a deterent for future potential offenders. There have not been anymore offenders, I wonder why.

So for mah loyal guests, Doug blogs once again. You know who you guys are. Also for the one in Perth. Keep in touch dude. We'll go out for drinks some day.

No tip/quote/advice for today. Can't think of any.

Fixed chatterbox, poll and removed that lousy warjunkie blog. Replaced with official Liverpool website. No need to hide where my allegiance lies. Will get round to messing with HTML soon. Check back for updates y'all.