Hoodwinked

Thats what happened to me on monday. I was Hoodwinked. That lousy animated movie was was only a little entertaining and Lil Red looked more evil then good. I give credit for their imagination. Can you ever imagine the big bad wolf to be an investigative reporter?

Anyways, the weekend blew by pretty quick. I would like to enjoy a few more Saturdays if they were all as good as the last. Empty house with no nuisances at home, a car just for my exclusive use and a free movie on pay per view TV. Damm that was one hot hot hot Korean chick. Finally met the Pan's new squeeze. Well what can I say, nothing bad of course. Not unlawfully young or under educated. A pleasant sight to say the least. A durian eater by admission. It was actually funny to see the Pan so reserved. It seemed as if he was expecting something bad to happen. The rest of us were actually very well behaved that night.

That it for now. Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do.......going for RT........4 km run.

Quote of the day : I feel sorry for gay people who are saving themselves for marriage.

I bowled with Osama today

After starting off with a measly 127, the lack of practice was clear. Missed spares and bad first shots. It took me a whole game to get into the groove. This league is getting more competitive. Now if I asked anybody who is Osama, they'd prolly say, "Dude! Thats the muslim guy with the big beard. TERRORIST!" No shit, I totally agree. What do you think my reaction was when somebody told me I'd be bowling with Osama. Thank god I kept my thoughts to myself. BTW, Osama is really in my team. Osama is pretty good at bowling. Osama has a handicap of 8. Muslim, yes. Beard, no. Terrorist, I don't know yet.

Yep, I bet some of you are still thinking about Osama. The terrorist one. Fortunately I did better in the last 2 games with 191 and 188. Now I've said Osama like about 7 times, will I get more hits when people are searching for news on terror? I don't know, the hit count is 8709 now. Pardon me if I say wow. Thank you all for coming.

The week is ending. Hope it ends well. Last RT for the week tomorrow. People in the office liked my cheesecake. Apart from the few bitches who wouldn't risk being poisoned, the general consensus was good. Believe me you fugly bitches, I wouldn't make cheesecake for you shits unless it had a dead rat in it.

Quote of the day : Funny thing about hard drives; the bigger they are, the more porn you download. After a while it seems that there was no upgrade at all.

I am more free

I'm so more free these days I can do so many other things besides updating my blog. I bowled, went for RT, made cheesecake, played Winning Eleven. I practically did it all except find out the meaning of life. Met up with some friends from school today. Thai food was expensive. It was one of those outings where nobody ordered tom yam soup. Just the way I like it.

So the first tries are always a bit off. Recipies in the book are not hard and fast. Cooking or baking is not an exact science, which makes it slightly more challenging. So you make it once, maybe, maybe not a success. Tweak the recipe and it will be better the next time round. If it gets worse, stop cooking. My Blueberry cream cheesecake was a bit off to me and my White chocolate blueberry cheesecake was not as presentable as I would have liked.

One sad fact of life in my perfect world is that if you're smaller, you might get eaten. 2 blue lobsters and red lobster quickly became 2 blue lobsters. Lil red became a happy meal.

You are what you eat. Today I am green curry chicken, red curry roast duck, stuffed chicken wings, seafood salad with thai dressing and phad thai.

Quote of the day : If we disregard logic, we can do all kinds of fun things

Would you be my girlfriend?

Would you be my girlfriend?
I'll treat you good
I know you hear your friends
When they say you should'
Cause if you were my girlfriend
I'd be your shining star
The one to show you
Where you are
Girl you should be
My girlfriend

If you don't get it by now......I'll spell it out. The Pan is attached. Fo real. Ooooohhhh. 24 hours and counting....

The world cup is rigged. Argentina, Brazil and now Germany. Italy is my pick of the last 3 teams for now. If they lose in the finals, I know I must be jinxed. RT is beginning to show some results. May not be enought to pass the test yet but results are most encouraging.

Quote of the day : You must tighten your soos.