H1 : It must be love, love, love

In order to prove that, we have to look at the current sets of 10 songs. While one set was well thought out, the other was quickly put together out of convenience maybe. I of course am in no position to say for sure how these songs are chosen but when half the songs are in another language just to make things shall I say "more interesting", me thinks this is all part of a scam. Everybody knows 1 test cannot seriously prove any hypothesis. A 2nd test is always needed. I know a few people who would find a 2nd test most useful.

The latest additions to my little perfect world(fishtank) are 2 blue lobsters and a red one. Territorial little buggers which act like environmentally friendly cleaners. Eat, eat, eat up all the shit. In a world of fish eat fish, there is always mutual respect. That is, you respect who's bigger and older then you or else you get eaten. Big fish eat first, smaller fish eat later. Big fish swims by, smaller fish swim away. There is enough space for everybody. Hence, it is the perfect world.

World cup break is almost over, exams are in my face. Feel free to leave your predictions on the chat. I'm thinking of a new poll. I wonder if people mind. Afterall its not as if I take screenshots or photos of messages that have been sent to me which may contain sensitive information.

Quote of the day : Im goin sch early, cant pick u up 2day

Friends with benefits

The world should have more of these. People who are most willing to give and give and give without any commitments. As you can see, somebody is experiencing this right now. Sadly, it ain't me. So just like how they do it in the TV series One Tree Hill, you are not dating exclusively but you get benefits! Lovely concept to say the least.

At work, I came accross a company name called 'The Resting Place'. I hope for the company's sake it's in the coffin business. I mean, what kinda shitty name is that. Would you eat at a restaurant with that name? Anyways, if I opened a casket service, I'd name my business 'The Casket Shop'. More in tune with the changing times. Might even find it in a big shopping mall. Abbrieveated as TCS coincidentally. TCS is shit anyway. I'm referring to the TV station of course.

Lastly, you are what you eat. Today I'm a Spize chicken kebab with cheese.

Tip of the day : Don't let really clean looking afghan get up the bus. Chances are he's been washed, had his last rites and is about to blow himself up with the bus.

World cup fever has struck

Finally, I missed a day at work. Whoopie! Lovely day to catch up on all the rest and maybe watch more matches. The last match is quite a killer. 3am kickoff.

I haven't been updating my posts regularly for obvious reasons. THE WORLD CUP. Instead of me doing all the talking, lets have your views on this subject. How do you go around kissing more passionately? Lets have some views. Feel free to comment anywhere. Your views will be of great help to somebody. I think you may know that somebody. Somebody.

Quote of the day: Yesterday we had to pull the plug on my grandma, i needed the outlet for my laptop.

World Cup Fever

If theres 1 thing that gets in the way of the World Cup, it's gotta be work. Work is a bitch on normal days and its even worse during the World Cup. Of course this does not apply to people who run their own businesses. Such people are fortunate in the sense that they can take leave anytime they want to. They do not have to be sick or have a decent excuse, instead they can decide to have a picnic maybe.

Isn't it a wonderful day for a picnic? It's been rainy the whole of last week and the sun shines brightly today. Labrador Park is a good spot to picnic for first time picnic-goers. Nice hard concrete floor that will stay hot after baking in the sun. Great for keeping your feet warm if you get cold feet from first time picnics. It overlooks the lovely island of Sentosa which is great because you can see it without paying to get on the island itself. There is also a nice rickety jetty which will come in handy if the date goes bad. You can tie her to the jetty and wait for the tide to come in. What happened to the good old Botanical Gardens? Shady trees by the pond with lush greenery and flower gardens.

Romantic picnics are the stuff of legends. Get creative and add some spark to your romance (or start a new one) with a fabulous sensuous picnic feast. Whether you dine in sunlight or by the light of the moon, we predict sparks will fly. Bring along a crusty baguette some cheese and a nice bottle of wine.

Thats great on hindsight because right now The Pan is having a pincic at Labrador Park with the one and only OSG. A picnic for 2 in the scorching sun with take-away sushi and the bottle of fruit merlot that he gave away at a party and took back!

Anyways, for the peeps who are playing World Cup fantasy football, don't forget to update your teams. I'm also kickin yer asses. For now at least.

Tip of the day : C:/> is not some kind of depressed Arab smiley

A day at work in review

Its old news now how sneeky some people are. Funny how it all pans out. No pun intended. The world is so small, you can tell someone you're going to 1 cinema and wind up in the same row as them in another cinema.

The day starts of dismally, I wait at the lift and this woman in her late 40s(I think) wearing pink jeans walks up to adjust her hair in the lift door while she waits. I'm glad the lift door didn't crack. Why do people even make lift doors like mirrors. There is no apparent use and now these fugly hags are misusing it. Next was a good hour spent at the photocopying machine trying to save paper. I wonder which is more expensive, time or that few sheets of paper. Since they were paying me, I went with save more trees. Time is funny. It is 8 hours a day for 5 days but somehow Monday seems like 10 hours and Friday seems like 6. Same goes with the other people in the office. They tend to have more energy as the weekend approaches. I spend the rest of the day reading up on 9-11 conspiracy theories, sorting papers and trying not to have microsleep.

I also visited the worldcup website and theres a fantasy soccer game going on. http://en.fifaworldcup.fantasysports.yahoo.com
Mr Pan and Kai. Don't be a stranger. Lets compete again.

Tip of the day : Have all your dumps at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, you'll also be getting paid for it.