Pretty is pretty subjective

What makes a person pretty? Most people can describe pretty. A pretty girl has to have certain factors which you consider pretty. It could be a pretty guy too. I guess thats where we get the term pretty boy. Yeah, I took that outta context. The reason I mention this is not because I doubt The Pan's sexual orientation but because after getting to know this guy for slightly over 2 years, I haven't the slightest idea what type of girls he considers pretty. He is single by the way. Big eyes? Big boobs? Tall? I suppose the latest description of pretty is a girl would be of the one whom he caught a fleeting glance of while walking past a watch shop. We'll have to check this one out. We might have an answer afterall.

While school was not the least interesting, I felt I could have spent those 3 hours more fruitfully. 1 hour watching people copy answers off the board when they clearly didn't not do the homework and another hour on some crap on log files. Can you imagine a one hour talk on a program like Statcounter.

Tip of the day : If you have a problem with eating too much in the evenings, go to bed at 7.30 pm every night and ask your partner to hand cuff you to the bed, you never know, you may solve two problems in one, by spicing up your sex life at the same time.

Think it's time for a new computer

All this talk about project with the telecommunications is getting stale. We fresh outta ideas and almost getting nowhere. To top that off, the bloody cable keeps on disconnecting. What a load of crap. Everything to do with the computer is going wrong. Games aren't working and internet isn't stable. It makes the computer at work look like a saint! I never wanted this day to come. The CPU which lies on it's side at my empty desk is looking a lot better then the one I'm using right now. Pretty boring weekend if you're a soccer fan. Internationals aren't really my thing. Caught 2 movies while the weekend blew past as usual. It feels as if somebody is stealing my time. Maybe it's a big conspiracy. They steal my time while I sleep and put it into the following week. That could explain why the week always feels like forever. My imagination never ceases. If only I get a few more bright ideas at work.

Well, the quote of the day is getting pretty old. Hard to find funny ones all the time. So I figured I'd add a random tip every now and then. Alrighty then. Thats all for today.

Tip of the day : When you take a crap, they say that a sign of good health is when the shit floats. Increased levels of nutrients in the stool (which have not been absorbed by the GI tract) are supplied to the normal bacteria that live in the gut, which in turn produce more gas. This results in more gas-rich stools that float. Don't take too much vegetables because that'll make it really hard to flush the floaters down.